The Rangoon Wars of 2022 (EndTimes)

Once upon a time, there was a wise and benevolent Queen. Her Majesty Erica ruled her rangoondom with a gentle but stern hand, but with any monarch of her stature, she was so easily irritated before her morning joe. So enters Clinton, son of Svatos. (He must’ve known this..right??)

Clinton sought to take the throne for the glory of “Poor Men” everywhere (himself.) To that end, he came for the queen.

Rumors of war spread throughout the land, allegiances were abandoned, promises broken and diplomatic efforts laughed off.

Both parties gathered their allies, heated up their oil, and prepared for battle. Before Tik Tok could even prepare for the crispy carnage, the delicious war had engulfed the algorithm.

Below you will experience the found footage of the Rangoon War of 2022. Parental Guidance Advised.

Clinton #15: Chicken Caesar Rangoons

Erica #16: Taco 🌮 Bell Rangoons

@cookiterica Taco 🌮 Bell Rangoon recipe! LET US KNOW WHO YOU THINK WON! @clintonsvatos I think this is our last round! #rangoonwar #rangoon #crabrangoon #mexicanpizza #tacobellmexicanpizza #tacobell ♬ FIESTA! UND - Serpens

 -Rangoon Extras-